Monday, January 25, 2010


GRAMMY:  Where are you off to?

ME:  PTA meeting.  It’s our yearly debate over Darwin.  Evolution or no evolution.

GRAMMY:  And let me guess.  You’re on the evolution side?

ME:  Of course.  All you have to do is look around you.  It’s pretty obvious.

GRAMMY:  And you don’t suppose that’s God twisting and tweaking, making things better?

ME:  Grammy, how can you believe that?

GRAMMY:  Because it makes more sense than your damn big bang theory.  Science says you can’t make something from nothing. So if we believe that, then where did that first bit of matter come from, huh? That bit that supposedly started it all?  I’ll tell you where it came from.  It came from God.

ME:  Sorry, Grammy. I’m not getting into this now.

GRAMMY:  Because you know you’re wrong.

ME:  No.  Because I have to deal with the people at school who think like you do.

GRAMMY:  Well, go ahead.  Just keep in mind what happened the last time you said there was no God.

ME:  What?

GRAMMY:  This time, you don’t have a car to crush, Barbara.  This time, it just might be you.

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I'm Jet . . . said...

Who says you can't make something from nothing? What about that Hilton girl? And those morons from New Jersey? Celebrity Rehab? The freak'n Kardashians?


Barbara said...

Are you saying you think they're all something? Raise your standards, woman!

I'm Jet . . . said...

Well, no, B. I'm saying the networks took nothing (zero zilch nada nothin') and turned them into TV shows. That people ACTUALLY watch!
O. M. G!!!!