Monday, September 21, 2009


ME: Grammy, have you been telling stories to Julius again?

GRAMMY: I tell him stories all the time. What’s the problem now?

ME: His teacher sent home a note. He’s scaring all the other kids. He’s telling them he has an invisible friend called Kindlifresser who kidnaps and eats little children.

GRAMMY: And the problem?

ME: Why would you tell him a story like that?

GRAMMY: Because you named the kid Julius. Because you dress him like a little girl. Because if he isn’t scary in some way, he’s going to get the crap beat out of him everyday for no other reason than that he exists.

ME: I don’t dress him like a girl, Grammy. And it’s first grade. No one’s going to beat him up.

GRAMMY: That’s for sure. Not as long as he has a friend like Kindlifresser

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I'm Jet . . . said...

Wow. Does he do adults? I could use a guy like that.

Verification word of the day is eabin, as in eabin iffen i don't recure (other verification word) this ham today, ahm gonna recure it tomorry cuz it dint cure rite the first time!

Barb said...

Grammy would love you, Janet! And you know, I think there's a blog for you and your obsession with verification words - Verification word of the day!

I'm Jet . . . said...

Great idea, Barb! Can't think of a way to use drooff, but it's a cool word anyway!