GRAMMY: Hey, Barbara. Come look at this.
ME: Oh my! What is it?
GRAMMY: It’s a rarely seen bearsharktopus. It lurks in the warm water off Puget Sound. Yesterday, it was photographed after devouring two fishermen and their small fishing boat.
ME: Oh, Grammy. That’s a fake. There’s no such thing.
GRAMMY: Oh, yeah? Tell that to the National Inquisitor. They’re printing the story and the picture tomorrow.
ME: How do you know what they’re printing tomorrow?
GRAMMY: Because they told me so - in this letter they sent with this check. And next week, in the Amazon, the bones of Piranhasaurus Rex are going to be found. This Photoshop thing is great!
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Go, Grammy! I could never figure out Photoshop!
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