ME: What are you doing, Grammy?
GRAMMY: Playing poker. This internet thingy is better than Vegas. You wouldn’t believe the morons on the other end of this thing. I wiped out a dentist who didn’t know three of a kind beat two pairs. And I don’t think any of them ever heard of bluffing.
ME: You know, Grammy, you can do more on the internet than play poker.
GRAMMY: That’s for sure. Did you know they have porn on here?
ME: Yes, Grammy, but I don’t go there.
GRAMMY: No, didn’t think you would.
(ding! ding! ding!)
GRAMMY: Hot damn! I just won another pot!
ME: (sigh) I guess I’ll head home then.
GRAMMY: Whatever. But take this before you go.
ME: Grammy? This is a check for $16,000.00. I can’t take this.
GRAMMY: You want to pay for a car you don’t have for the rest of your life?
ME: But you can’t afford this, Grammy.
GRAMMY: I can as long as idiots want to play poker.
ME: You won it all?
GRAMMY: Bet your ass I did. All that, and more.
ME: Move over, Grammy. I’m going to set up my laptop.
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2 comments:
Go Grammy Go!
Galation is the kind of elation a gal has when she wins a big ol' pot o' money!
Poker its a game of much skill and little luck I think.
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