GRAMMY: Well, that was a fiasco, wasn’t it?
ME: What kind of children’s play was that? I saw Peter and the Wolf. The duck didn’t die.
GRAMMY: Damned idiot used the Russian version. At least Disney gave the boy a gun.
ME: There’s another version? Where the duck does die?
GRAMMY: No, he doesn’t die. The damn thing gets swallowed up whole and lives unhappily ever after in the belly of the wolf.
ME: Well, that’s just sick. Who would write a story like that for children? And what kind of woman puts on a play like that for kids?
GRAMMY: Wouldn’t have happened if they gave the boy a rifle. If he had a rifle, he could have shot the wolf before it ate the duck. If he had a rifle, he’d be a hero instead of a screaming sack of Jello.
ME: Well, I’m not putting up with this. I’m starting a petition to have that woman fired.
GRAMMY: Fired? I say we shut this sucker down. This is America, damn it. The boy should have had a gun! Where the hell is the NRA when you need them?
ME: What kind of children’s play was that? I saw Peter and the Wolf. The duck didn’t die.
GRAMMY: Damned idiot used the Russian version. At least Disney gave the boy a gun.
ME: There’s another version? Where the duck does die?
GRAMMY: No, he doesn’t die. The damn thing gets swallowed up whole and lives unhappily ever after in the belly of the wolf.
ME: Well, that’s just sick. Who would write a story like that for children? And what kind of woman puts on a play like that for kids?
GRAMMY: Wouldn’t have happened if they gave the boy a rifle. If he had a rifle, he could have shot the wolf before it ate the duck. If he had a rifle, he’d be a hero instead of a screaming sack of Jello.
ME: Well, I’m not putting up with this. I’m starting a petition to have that woman fired.
GRAMMY: Fired? I say we shut this sucker down. This is America, damn it. The boy should have had a gun! Where the hell is the NRA when you need them?
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I don't know what to say. Really. Except that you, grammy, and Julian are just a bunch of ninis.
Jet
Sorry. Julius. Like Orange Julius.
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